March 2012
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My fingers smell like butter.
And I don’t know why.
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Went on Netflix to find something to watch while I...
The first thing it suggested was “Antichrist” NO Netflix, not again. Especially not when I’m trying to sleep. The smashing of penises does not relax me.
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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bestnatesmithever: Watch this.
Mar 1st
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Calling my first baseball game on March 8th
Doing play by play for my schools team. Beyond excited. Maybe I’ll give out the link to listen if I feel like everyone knowing my full name and where I go to school……Or maybe not.
Mar 1st
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Steve
Fucking
Mar 1st
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February 2012
363 posts
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Fuse Orders 12 More 'Billy on the Street' Eps |... →
popculturebrain: YES!! YOU WIN!!!!
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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I know it's college and we don't have assigned...
C’mon now, I’ve sat there every day, why you have to do me like that?
Feb 28th
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bestnatesmithever: collegehumor: Celebs React to Billy Crystal Bombing Why the Oscars broadcast didn’t cut to the crowd that much…nobody was laughing. I’m never going to believe anything I see on the internet ever again.
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Conversation that just happened between me and the...
Me: (scanning the candy selection at checkout) Do you have airheads?
Cashier: No, we don't
Me: I'm sorry, is this not America?
Cashier: umm...we have skittles.
Me: ooooh yeah, those will do.
Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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But good for Christopher Plummer
Gotta love the old guy getting his first Oscar.
Feb 27th
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C'mon Nolte
Warrior better win the ONE that it was nominated for.
Feb 27th
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“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
Feb 27th
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Tom Hanks needs some 'just for men'
Feb 27th
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Talk about a dilemma -- should I watch a group of...
Feb 27th
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Ok, this opener has gone on long enough
Play the ‘wrap it up’ music
Feb 27th
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Did Justin Bieber just say he would help get the...
Try 12-16..
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Anonymous asked: I know it's a personal thing, but have you considered changing the name of your blog? Maybe you should name it after something it is rather than something it is not. It's been quite some time since it was Schrute Facts. Again though, totally up to you.
Feb 26th
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When the announcers are mocking the dunk contest,...
Feb 26th
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Really? Pausing the clock so a player can get his...
Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Can someone explain to me what makes these new...
What am I not understanding?
Feb 25th
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I literally just handed a customer the pizza bag...
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Feb 25th
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vondode replied to your post: Someone just got mad...
I’m a Knicks fan, I like Lin. 50 was an estimate, but I’m bored at work so I’m gonna go off the top of my head, players I think are better than Lin. -melo -amare -deron - Lopez - Humphries -Rondo -pierce -rose -Noah -kyrie -Jennings -josh smith -al horford -lebron -wade -bosh -Howard -monroe -dirk -Lowry -gay -gasol -Randolph -Parker -Manu -love...
Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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Someone just got mad at me because I said there...
…and I thought I was being nice to him.
Feb 24th
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